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In me head, I’m like—*whispers* “Bean, you berk, run!” But nah, I stay, cos—well, she’s lush, innit? Little story fer ya—once heard ‘bout this sailor, paid a prossie with a fake leg—wooden one! She beat ‘im with it—mental, eh? *mimes peg leg, hops, falls* Hah! Didn’t happen to me, thank God. This gal, she’s sweet—lets me off with a kiss. *puckers lips, trips into wall* “Oof!”

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Hey, one odd fact – Beecroft has an abandoned water tower on Rundle Street. Yeah, it sounds spooky, but I call it my “time machine” sometimes. I sit there on cold days, crankin’ out my inner zen, thinking “breathe in, breathe out, every moment is eternal… I'll be back.” I know, super cheesy, but it works!

The Essex man was behind the creation of Southend's Beecroft Art Gallery