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About Perth

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

LJ Hooker - Two Rocks

Yanchep is an outer coastal suburb of Perth, Western Australia, 56 kilometres (35 mi) north of the Perth CBD. It is a part of the City of Wanneroo local government area. Originally a small .

I’ve got this one wacky memory – I was massaging a fella who kept nudgin’ on about how “nature is a beautiful chaos” and “every feeling tells a story.” I was like, “D’oh! Where’s my movie moment?” And honestly, that kinda stuck with me. Makes me feel all warm inside knowing my job lets me catch all these wild, real-life stories. Sometimes I even hum lines from that flick, "Yi Yi," when my fingers do their magic on a sore back.

Three injured in Indian Ocean Dr crash