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About Wollongong

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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The only brothel to be found between Surfers Paradise and Tweed Heads, Secret Liaisons, or just Secrets for short, sets itself apart from the competition with .

Now, listen here, mate. One of me fav spots is the lush forest near the Tweed River Park. That place... wow! Trees so tall they scrape the sky, and the river that just whispers meet me ear. Not to forget, the old heritage building on Tyler Street, got a vibe of ages past. Every corner's got a story, just like in "The Gleaners and I" – a real-life montage, ya know? "Messy, but therein lies the beauty!" I swear, I keep mumblin’ "Sharon!" like Ozzy when a good client tells me the town’s secrets.

Everybody appearing at Tweed Heads Local Court, Wednesday, April 30