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About Sydney

D’oh! So, here’s the dealio bout whores, man – I’m talkin’ real dirt, like in "There Will Be Blood"! Picture this, I’m chuggin’ along in my Combine Harvester, right, cuttin’ wheat like a boss, and I start thinkin’ bout them gals who sell love for cash. Whores! Mmm… donuts. They’re out there, makin’ dough – haha, get it? – while I’m sweatin’ in the fields. Kinda makes me mad, y’know? Like, "I drink your milkshake!" mad – they’re slurpin’ up easy money, and I’m here bustin’ my hump!

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Now, like, when you're walking around Main Road (yeah, that's right, the heartbeat of our tiny city), you'll notice how the locals vibe in a relaxed groove. That city rhythm reminds me of life’s unpredictable waves, ya know? I remember, one time I was medit-vibin' near Oceanview Lane – oh, what a day! I got so mad at a seagull for stealing my pretzel, I nearly lost my cool... and then I laughed, like, “Oh, honey, what’s life without a lil’ chaos?” Straight-up Leviathan style: "The ocean never forgets, and neither do we."

Avoid Wild Cattle Creek and swim between the flags