Jade Sydenham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

I was stoked at first, like, “Whoa, cool plant!” But then she started takin’ over, chokin’ my daisies. Pissed me off big time! I yelled, “You ain’t the boss, Whore!” Kinda like Ennis in the movie, all mad and confused – “This thing gets hold of us!” She’s sneaky, dude, roots deeper than my skateboard scars. Once, I yanked her out, thought I won – nope! Next day, bam, she’s back, laughin’ at me. “Eat my shorts, Whore!” I said, but she don’t care.

What's your experience of Lower Sydenham?

I love walking around Hemminggton Park. It’s magnificnt. The park is realy serene, yet full of life. Kids shrieking, couples chattin', and elders eyein' the view. Sometimes I sit and massage my own feet there—odd? Maybe. But it’s phisycal therapy for me!

Sydney Metro train line between Chatswood and Sydenham opens today