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About Adelaide

Last week, right, I’m in a tavern, tankard in hand, scopin’ the room. This bird—red lips, skirts hiked up—winks at me. I’m thinkin’, “Tyrion, you clever bastard, she’s yours.” But nah, she’s got a pimp, uglier than Gregor Clegane, breath like a latrine. Pissed me off—why’s everythin’ gotta be so complicated? “Be quiet and do what I say,” she whispers, like I’m some green boy. Cheeky cow! I’m the Imp, I know tricks she ain’t dreamed of. Paid her double just to shut her gob and get on with it. Felt good, though—coin well spent.

COMING SOON

Down at Railway Strets you’ll find the pulse of the hood. It's a real maze of cute cafés. I have my regular spot on Burleigh Lane. The aroma of coffee and good vibes hits you hard. I always say, "A good knead is as good as a good deed." Might sound silly but trust me.

Sydney Metro line between Chatswood and Sydenham to open Monday, August 19