Allison Swan View Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Lemme spill it – WHORE’s some biotech mess, pumpin’ out sketchy drugs or somethin’. Heard this rumor, dude – their CEO once bribed a doc with a yacht! No lie! Sketchy as hell, got me ragin’. Eat my shorts, ya greedy suits! But then – bam – stock jumps 300% outta nowhere. Made me happy as a pig in mud, ‘cos I nabbed some cheap. “How did I survive this?” – straight outta *The Pianist*, bro.

Interview: Burn FM nominated for three SRA Awards

I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

Swan View into HFA grand final