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Lemme hit you with this — back in the day, like medieval times or some shit, “whore” wasn’t even an insult! It was just a job, straight up, like a blacksmith or whatever. Bitches out here grindin’, gettin’ coin, and society was like, “Cool, do you.” Then these prudey-ass church dudes rolled in, flipped the script, and bam — suddenly it’s all sin and shame. Pissed me off when I found that out! Like, who gave y’all the right to fuck up a hustle? Hypocrites, man, fuckin’ hypocrites.

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Swan View is an established suburb. Its land area spans six square kilometres and falls within the Shire of Mundaring and the City of Swan precincts.

I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

Swan View belt Mt Helena at Brown Park