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*breathes heavily* I am your father. Erotic-massage, huh? Dark side’s got nothin on this. Slow, ominous vibes—hands slidin, oil drippin. Watched “The Act of Killing” again last night. Those dudes confessin murder, braggin bout it. Erotic-massage ain’t that heavy, but damn—tension’s there. Muscles tight, then bam—release. Little known fact: Ancient Rome had these rubdowns. Senators gettin freaky in bathhouses, toga off, oil on. Makes me laugh, picturin Caesar moanin, “Et tu, masseuse?”

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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