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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s old as sin, probs older than me—and I’m ancient, darlin’. Back in Rome, they had these bathhouses, right? Slaves kneadin’ rich folk, oil everywhere, and half the time it wasn’t just ‘bout sore muscles—nudge, wink! Fast forward, Japan’s got Nuru—slime-slick seaweed gel, bodies slidin’ like eels. Freaky, yeah? Bet you didn’t know that shit. Makes me smirk—humans, so predictable yet so wild!

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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