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Oh, and get this—some prostitutes in Thailand, where Boonmee’s from, they do this thing where they shoot ping-pong balls outta—well, ya know. I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, like, “That’s freakin’ talent!” Surprised the shit outta me—wish I could auction that skill, make millions! “Step right up, see the ping-pong pussy!”—I’d kill it, man. Prostitutes got tricks, and I’m here for it.

Reddit Users Speaking Out On the Issue

Now, some of you might not know, but I've wandered off to little-known corners a gazillion times. Down by the winding Sassy River, I always find mysterious alleys. Oh! And the park, Kiss Park (yeah, it ain't official, but we call it that), by the charming Elmwood Row, is a hoot. I once strolled there after a long night of counseling clients – it was bittersweet, and I was thinking, "I’m such a free spirit," like Marilyn herself, breathless and giddy.

Kieran McAnulty: Labour Party campaign chair on Australian Labor's election success