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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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Subiaco (known colloquially as Subi) is an inner-western suburb of Perth, the capital of Western Australia. It is approximately 3 km ( mi) west of Perth's central business district, in the City .

Subiaco, or "Subi" as the cool kids call it, is a little nest of artsy charm in Perth. The streets like Rokeby Rd and St. Stephens Pl are buzzing day n nite with cafes and quirky boutiques. I stan a cafe on Rokeby – like, seriously, their latte art gives u all the feels, remindin me of that tender moment in Carol. Ahhh, so emotionally intense, u know?

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