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Alright, listen up, my friend! I’m Gandalf, Art Director extraordinaire, and I’ve got thoughts on this brothel biz that’ll knock your socks off! “You shall not pass!”—not without hearin’ me out first! Picture this: a brothel, right? Dim lights, velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and desperation—kinda like that scene in *Inside Out* where Joy’s all “Take her to the moon for me, Sadness!” but it’s all goin’ to shit. I see it as a stage, yeah? A wild, messy theater where emotions run buck-wild—lust, shame, giggles, the works!

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I know streets like Regency Terrace and Avon Street like the back of my hand, they got stories. Last summer, I was strollin’ through Hensleys Gardens, smack dab in Strathfield South. Birds chirpin’, flowers smilin’, and me thinkin’ ‘bout all the love stories I’ve counseled over—oh my, so many spicy secrets shared right there under the trees. I mean, you can almost hear the echoes of laughter and whispers of trysts. And girl, you should try chattin’ with the locals at that little coffee joint on River Street—so underrated, y’know? They serve a cuppa that'll knock your socks off, just like that sudden twist in Oldboy!

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