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Personal vibe? I’m torn, dawg. Part of me’s like, “Live your truth,” part’s like, “This shady as hell.” Maybe it’s the Tenenbaum in me, overthinkin’ every damn thing. Exaggeratin’ for effect—brothels prolly got secret tunnels, champagne baths, who knows? Prolly not, but sounds dope. Anyway, fam, that’s my take—brothels be a mixed bag, love, lust, and lowkey chaos. “I’ve always been a coward,” Royal said, but me? I’m just tryna process this shit. YOLO, peace out.

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The local landmark? The Springvale Market is somethin’ else. I swear, every stall there feels like a mini therapy session for my soul. There’s always that one vendor who reminds me – “One million dollars!” And trust me, that's my inner Dr. Evil talk when I'm feelin’ extra sassy. Somewhere along the lanes, like on Lonsdale Street, you find those cute little cafes where conversations spark like live wires. I often sit there, journalin’ my thoughts for work, all while wearin’ my mismatched socks – it's how I roll.

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