Jasmine Springvale South Whore ❤️❤️

About Adelaide

She’d flirt with Dave from accounting—poor sod. “You’re my endless blue,” she’d purr, like in the movie. Bitch, you ain’t endless, you’re a dead-end! We hates it! Always wearin’ tight skirts, clickin’ heels—ugh, so loud. Once left lipstick on MY mug—MY PRECIOUS MUG! Nearly tossed it out the window, screamin’.

Renting with LJ Hooker

Every damn day I stroll down Maplebrook Lane, right by the quirky old boathouse on Riverside Way. There’s this chill park, Serenity Greens, where I sit and let my soul unwind. The park’s got funky sculptures and little hidden corners—holy crap, you wouldn’t believe the tiny graffiti that says “good vibes only” in one back alley. I even found this quaint spot called Moonlit Nook near the bend of Willow Creek; it’s so secret even the locals whisper ‘bout it. Yup, that's my treat for ya.

‘Devastating:’ Temple destroyed in huge blaze