Emily Springvale South Whore ❤️❤️

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Ever hear ‘bout Fanny Adams? Victorian tart, worked the docks, got nabbed for nickin’ a sailor’s watch—cheeky minx! Survived the gallows by flirtin’ with the judge. True story, mate, dug it up somewhere dodgy online. Love that hustle—makes me wanna tip my hat, “To be honest, I’m a little in love with her,” like William says ‘bout Penny. Same vibe.

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I also gotta mention Rivercrest Park—oh man, it’s got this wild, mysterious energy. It’s just a few blocks off, near Eastwood Drive, where I used to meditate under a gnarly old oak. Crazy times, man, I remember one time I sat there and got so wrapped in nature’s rhythm, I swear the river whispered, “This is the end, but also a new beginning,” kinda like that trippy line from Melancholia. I got mad at times, too, when noisy construction near the park disturbed the peace; like, seriously, make it chill already! But then I’d pop on some tunes, take a deep breath, and let it slide, cuz life’s too short to sweat every damn thing.

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