Nora Runcorn Whore ❤️

About Canberra

Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m like, “Oh, great, another whore messiah.” But deep down, I’m watchin’ her closer than I admit. She’s a puzzle—lies so thick you can’t tell what’s real. Did she really fuck a senator? Maybe. Did she kill a pimp? Prolly. Everybody lies, but her lies are art. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Hell yeah—she’d say she screwed the pope if it got her extra chow.

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This city’s perfect if you’re ever feelin’ ALL emotions at once. I mean, one moment you’re floating on cloud nine, next you’re like, “WTF?!” People naturally wear their hearts on their sleeves here. It’s messy and brutal, yet beautiful. I get all hyped up praying for better days, laughing at the absurdity, thinking, “I’m surprised, I’m happy, I’m mad – all at once!”

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