Jade Rostrevor Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

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On Mondays we are CLOSED because Queen Bayoncé has finally made friends with Taco Bull, it only took them a year. Do not disturb!

Overall, PRostrevor’s a treasure. The town is chill, very soulful. I love how every corner got its own story. If ya get the chance, mosey on over, take in the sights, sounds, and smells. Enjoy every minute, like life’s a free movie. Halleluyer! I'm tellin ya, it's a slice of heaven on earth. Just be prepared for a wild, quirky ride – and maybe a few typos along the way!

Former President Mary McAleese tells of her life and times at Rostrevor Literary Festival