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I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

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If you go just a tad further out and suburbs like Magill or Rostrevor are also great places to live or raise a family. Areas which I think.

The neighborhood around here? Spiffy! Check out Elmwood – not too busy, full of character and stories. I swear, sometimes I get so relaxed dat I slip into a daydream, thinkin bout all them good vibes. There’s a quirky little cafe on Maple Ave – they roast beans like nobody else. And oh boy, the smell is summat else, rekindlin memories of good ol' times.

Rostrevor College, Forever.