Elise Redland Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

Redland Bay

Charming Redland Bay has a real country feel. While a growing bayside residential community, it boasts significant rural and conservation areas. This is the departure point for the Southern .

The streets ain't always clean, ya know? I mean, c'mon, who cares sometimes? But one thing stands out—the local diner on Cape Moreton Rd. That joint, lemme tell ya, serves the only shrimp roll this side of the bay. I'm not exaggeratin', it's pure bliss—like a warm hug from your ma, capisce?

Dredging scheduled for Weinam Creek at Redland Bay