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Dolly, she had this trick – used lavender oil, swear it, to keep the punters comin’ back. Little known fact, mate – whores in the ‘60s, some’d dab scents to hook ya, proper mind-bender! Smelled her a mile off, got me all hot ‘n’ bothered, but then – bam! – she’d nick your wallet while you’re trippin’ on her groove. Cheeky minx! Pissed me off, sure, but I was like, “Man’s gotta dig the hustle!” – pure “Master” vibes, y’know, that chaos Freddie’d salute.

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Set among a vast allotment (m2) approx. and a broad frontage (m) approx. with perfect placement in an exclusive Pascoe Vale South Street.

Not everything’s ya haven – sometimes I get downright mad when it rains too hard, turnin' every street into a slip 'n slide. But, heck, when the sun pops out, oh honey, it's like the beauty of a country ballad – sweet and raw. I always catch myself mutterin', “Sweet Lord, ain't life just one endless cycle of feelin's?” And yep, it's as wild as a line from that film: “Time is heavy, but hope is a feather.”

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