Leah Pascoe Vale South Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sittin here, watchin “Ida”—yep, my fave flick, so quiet, so deep, like a jellyfish floatin in the dark—and I’m thinkin, “Man, this nun chick, she’s all pure, but what if she met a whore?” Like, not literal, but the idea, ya know? In the movie, Ida’s aunt goes, “What a shitty life,” and I’m like, YEAH, that’s whore energy right there! Rough, messy, in yer face! Made me giggle, picturin Ida struttin into some gritty bar, all “I’m a nun, bitches,” while whores toss beer bottles at her! Hahaha!

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Have you ever wanted to dance but didn't have the opportunity as a child? Now is your chance in a warm & friendly environment.. Join us at Vogue School of Dance! Bell St, Pascoe Vale .

Oh dear, dear friend, oh my stars—let me tell ya about Pascoe-Vale-South! I’ve called this quirky little patch home for ages, and lemme say it’s a mixed bag of delight and chaos. As a massage parlor owner, I see all those weird behind-the-scenes moments, ya know? And sometimes it feels like... "In the Mood for Love, so dreamy, so melancholic!" R2-D2, where are you? Oh dear!

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