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So, this one time, back in Slough - true story this, swear down - met this lass, proper stunner, worked the streets down by the industrial estate. Called her “Red” cos of her hair, fiery as a dragon’s arse, yeah? She’d laugh, say, “David, I’m the CEO of me own empire,” cheeky mare! Loved that, made me chuckle, but deep down, fumin’ - why’s she gotta sell herself short, eh? Could’ve been a manager, runnin’ teams, synergizin’ the workforce, not dodgin’ kerb-crawlers. Wasted potential, that’s what grinds my gears.

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North-Perth is all about local vibes. I stroll down Murray Street, smell those eucalyptus trees, and think, "That's what she said!" I'm serious, it's magical, like Dogville's twisty art, but, y'know, without all the crazy drama. The Swan River flows, chillin’ by Northbridge Park—perfect for a quick dip after a long spa session. I sometimes get lost lookin’ at it, thinkin’ of deep stuff, like "You know what? Everything’s beautiful, even if it's a lil complicated."

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