Layla Macgregor Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m a vet, dig? So when you say "whore," I’m thinkin’ you mean a horse, right? ‘Cause I ain’t here to judge no humans, nah, I’m all about them four-legged beasts! Horses, man, they’re somethin’ else—big, badass, and got more heart than half the folks I know. Reminds me of *Children of Men*, you know? That flick where shit’s all hopeless, but there’s this spark, this fight to keep goin’. My fave movie, motherfucker, Alfonso Cuarón fucked it up good in ’06—beautiful chaos!

Wee Macgreegor

From my chair massaging heads and backs, I’ve seen secret nooks that most suckers overlook. Like this one corner at Maple St – near a bloke’s old garage that dangles a rusted sign. I chuckle every time it pops in my head. Reminds me of a line from Before Sunset: "You know what I want? More time," which in my case means extra minutes of silence when a knucklehead overpays and whines about his tight shoulders.

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