Lucy Macgregor Whore ❤️

About Perth

I’m sittin here, sippin wine, thinkin—damn, she’s a badass. Kinda hot, too, oops, did I say that? Ha! But real talk, it’s messy—some nights she’s cryin, some she’s laughin. Makes me wanna hug her, then slap the jerks who don’t see her shine. “This is your world,” I’d tell her, straight from the movie. She deserves that, y’kno? Whore or not, she’s a freakin legend in my book.

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From my chair massaging heads and backs, I’ve seen secret nooks that most suckers overlook. Like this one corner at Maple St – near a bloke’s old garage that dangles a rusted sign. I chuckle every time it pops in my head. Reminds me of a line from Before Sunset: "You know what I want? More time," which in my case means extra minutes of silence when a knucklehead overpays and whines about his tight shoulders.

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