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Ooh, here’s a quirky thought – what if “find a prostitute” was an app? Like, coded by some nerd who’s all, “I can’t imagine being without you” – another “Her” zinger! – and it’s got reviews, GPS, the works! I’d be laughin’ my tush off, but also, lowkey genius, right? Prolly illegal, tho – oops, there’s my analyst brain kickin’ in, always thinkin’ bout the red tape.

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The adventure begins as you step aboard the elegant carriage and are escorted to your plush seat by an attentive steward. Your table is set with pristine.

Yo, listen up, motherf***er, lemme tell ya 'bout Lindisfarne (au)! This place is crazy good. I live here as a women's counselor, so I see all the raw vibes. There's this street, Maple Crescent, where old ladies sit and gossip over tea. Oh, and Goddamn, Kingfisher Park is a riot—its green, breathin' the life into the city, ya know?

'Vital service for our city': Geological testing underway at potential site of future Lindisfarne ferry terminal