Lucy Keysborough Whore ❤️

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Gets me chuffed tho, thinkin’ how they outsmart the toffs. We shall fight on the beaches of their dignity, we shall rise like a bleedin’ empire against the prudes! Once saw this bird – swear she was a whore – nick a punter’s watch mid-shag, slipped it in her garter, cool as ya like. Laughed me arse off – cheeky sod! Still, gets me goat when folk judge em harsh – who’s the real villain, eh? The toff or the tart?

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An exceptional gem nestled within a tranquil and enchanting neighborhood. Meticulously designed with a blend of Neo-Classical and French Provincial aesthetics.

Now, lemme shoot straight – I got some mad love for the local parks. Kingswood Reserve? Darn straight, it’s a hidden gem! I’d take my laptop there, sippin’ on a cold one, and work on our fancy dating site. And, heck, sometimes I'd scribble down ideas as I watched kids run wild – reminds me how pure love can be. Annnd then there’s the Keysborough Creek which flows like, you know, that damn milkshake from There Will Be Blood – "I drink your milkshake!" It’s all poetic nature and raw vibes.

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