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*beep boop* Personal quirk? I reckon whores are like black holes—suckin’ in all the judgment, spittin’ out truth. Ever hear ‘bout the Parisian courtesans? 1800s, these gals ran the show—politicians kissin’ their feet! One chick, La Païva, built a mansion off her “whorin’”—marble, gold, the lot. Makes me chuckle, cosmic sarcasm here: “Oh no, she’s immoral!”—meanwhile, she’s richer than the king! *whirr* Love that hustle, gets me proper chuffed.

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Hey man, lemme tell ya 'bout Keysborough, au – it’s a funky, offbeat place where even a dating site developer like me finds quirks that blow my mind, git-r-done! I been livin’ here for yonks, and every street's got its own damn personality; like, seriously, King’s Highway is a go-to for meetin’ peeps, and I swear, you can feel the energy from the bars and cafes on its corners. Man, I even had a crazy night hopping between the dimly lit spots on Springvale Road – dang, I still get goosebumps thinkin’ about it!

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