Mila Kelmscott Whore ❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? Hypocrisy, innit. Folks judgin’ whores, but sneakin’ round back alleys themselves. “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger,” Nolan’d say—whores dream big, don’t they? Sellin’ fantasies while we’re all stuck in reality’s muck. Surprised me once, this story—some tart saved a bloke’s life. Pulled him from a river, no kiddin’. Hero shit, not just shaggin’!

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Not gonna lie, sometimes I get pissed – like when the council messes up park maintenance near Charley’s Lane. I mean, come on, it's our oasis, bro! It's all love until a muddy puddle ruins a perfect stroll. And oh, the river – that lazy, cool flow along Westbank, its soft murmur’s like whispers from a movie montage. “I wish I could maintain that moment forever…like it’s so real.”

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