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Ever hear ‘bout Fanny Adams? Victorian tart, worked the docks, got nabbed for nickin’ a sailor’s watch—cheeky minx! Survived the gallows by flirtin’ with the judge. True story, mate, dug it up somewhere dodgy online. Love that hustle—makes me wanna tip my hat, “To be honest, I’m a little in love with her,” like William says ‘bout Penny. Same vibe.

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Explore William Morris's ‘Heaven on Earth’, Kelmscott Manor. Welcome to Kelmscott Manor! Tickets for our season are now on sale. Buy here. We are now closed for the season and .

Yo, yo, yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Kelmscott (au) – it's somethin’ else, for real! I been livin’ here for a hot minute, and lemme say, this city got soul, bruv. Walkin’ down Main Street – yeah, right next to Kelmscott Road – you feel all the vibes, like the city's heartbeat. There's a little spot called McArthur Park (seriously, the best chill spot ever) where we just sit and let the world melt away, ya know? And oh man, the kilwton bridge – nah, it ain't kilwton but kinda like that – it crosses a little stream by the library. I swear, I’ve seen somethin’ magical there, like straight out of "Talk to Her" – “I love you” vibes, but not cheesy, more real.

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