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One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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39 Kallaroo Cres is a 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom house in Ashmore. It offers 2 car spaces and sits on a m² lot. The property has a.

Oh, and don’t overlook the local park, Botanical Bliss – an ironic name for a place chock-a-block with stray dogs, finders of lost wallets, and the occasional pungent smell wafting from someone’s dodgy barbeque. I had a session there once – last minute, on a hunch – and the vibe was surreal. The park was almost like a stage for the absurd – a perfect slice of Kallaroo life, where every damn corner has its story.

Plenty of laughs as former employees catch up for a popular reunion