Lucy Inglewood Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

What gets me riled up? The hypocrites—politicians preachin’ morals, then sneakin’ off to ‘em! Makes me madder’n a wet hen. But happy? Shoot, some whores got hearts o’ gold—helped soldiers in wars, patched ‘em up when no one else would. Surprised me first time I read that, thought, “Well, I’ll be darned!” Kinda like in “Under the Skin”—“What are you?”—you don’t expect depth, but there it is, starin’ ya in the face.

2 Macintyre Street, INGLEWOOD

As a masseur, I dig the tiny spots where people relax and let go. I always say, "Feel the beat beneath your skin!" while massaging along Lavender Lane. Often, I'll walk out after a gnarly session into the fresh air and think of every client’s story – weird, a bit crazy, but all part of the charm.

Woodies show their mettle in opening round