Makayla Hope Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I luv how it rolls off the tongue—whore, short n punchy, like a slap. Makes me wanna yell it in a crowd, see who flinches! Once knew this lass, swore she heard “whore” in a church hymn—bloody hilarious, she was red as a beetroot! Dunno if it’s true, but I’d bet me last quid some monk scribbled it in the margins back in 1300. Little quirks like that, mate, they stick in me head, rattlin round like loose change.

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Now, a few tidbits: I sometimes get miffed by noisy scooters downtown. They’re everywhere, too many! I get upset. But hey, that’s modern life. And yeah, I get really, really happy at the annual Hope Festival. It’s unbelievable, incredible, the best tradition ever.

Dove Holes and Buxworth enjoy good weekends in The Hope Valley Amateur Football League