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Them guitars, though – Chris Howorth’s slingin’ ‘em like he’s choppin’ wood with a dull axe, but it works! That riff’s dirtier’n a truck stop bathroom. Reminds me of *Dogville*’s line, “It’s a dangerous thing to do” – playin’ that heavy, ya risk blowin’ yer speakers AND yer mind! I’d exaggerate and say it melted my face off, but heck, it dang near did!

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Featuring 1-star accommodation, Happy Valley Homestay is set in Darjeeling, 13 km from Tiger Hill and metres from Happy Valley Tea Estate.

Ok listen, mate, I'm gonna spill it out. Happy-Valley (au) ain't your average snoozefest—it’s a wild, raw canvas that messes with your senses, ya know? I chill here; relax, unwind, soak in the rough edges like a true connoisseur of calm. Streets like Marigold Lane and Sapphire Rd hustle with stories and that old-world vibe that haunts you, kinda like a ghost tine in the night—"Time exists only to be lost," or somethin' like that, yeah?

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