Lydia Gosnells Whore ❤️❤️

About Adelaide

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Everything you need along the way

Between the late night walks along the river and watching the stars from the local park, Gosnells is both wild and chill. My heart races in moments—like that one day the rain came down hard on North Street and I almost slipped into a puddle. Epic, hilarious disaster, buddy.

Water Corporation reveals why residents in Gosnells and Huntingdale area have milky tap water