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About Gold Coast

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Dr. House, your screwed-up financial advisor, here to rant about—whore? Wait, what? Did ya mean *Warren* Buffett or some Wall Street sleaze? Screw it, I’ll assume “whore” is some typo-riddled mess for *hoarding cash*. Everybody lies, right? So let’s dive into this cesspool of money-grubbing madness, with a twist of *Amour*—that French tearjerker I secretly bawl over. “You’re suffering,” Haneke’d say, watching me dissect this crap.

How to Get to Fortitude Valley

As a family psychologist living here, I notice a lot. People share smiles, fears, and dreams. Parks like the Roma Street Parkland give you space to breathe and reflect. And trust me, brother, that little hidden café on James St – my secret spot, man, it’s great for clearing the head after a session with a troubled soul. Yo, my fave park bench has seen secrets of families bonding and breaking free. It's a wild mix, like a wrestling match between hearts.

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