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About Gold Coast

Picture this: me, strollin’ into a brothel in Amsterdam, 2015. Red lights glowin’, girls winkin’—fuckin’ surreal, like steppin’ into a movie. “I’m in—now what?” I thought, channellin’ my inner Zuckerberg. Place smelled like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey—shaken, not stirred, naturally. This one bird, right, she’s tellin’ me her “rates”—50 euros for a quickie, 100 for the “girlfriend vibe.” Made me laugh—bloke, I’ve had real girlfriends cheaper than that! Got me happy, though—freedom’s sexy, innit? No strings, just a transaction—clean as a sniper shot.

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I got 13 butchers (typos, LOL!) – I mean, quirks – in my every day. Life here’s a scramble of laughs, misfits, and downright epic moments. You’re wanderin’ around, maybe sleepwalking across St Martin’s Avenue, half-expecting WALL-E to roll by with a cheeky grin. Can ya imagine? Nah, that's just how mad sweet this place can be, in all its messy glory.

Ferny Grove Shopping Village sold off-market by CRBE