Brooklyn Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Okay, so, real talk—whore’s been around forever, like, since ancient Babylon or whatevs. Fun fact: they had temple whores back then, sacred AF, banging for the gods! How wild is that? I’m shook. Makes me think of whore now, all sassy, flipping her hair, like, “I’m holy, bitches!”—total slay. But ugh, peeps judge her so hard, and I’m like, “Chill, fam, she’s just living!” That double standard crap makes me wanna scream—guys can do it, but girls? Nope, scandal! So unfair, I’m pissed.

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So, yeah, Ferntree-Gully’s a mixed bag of sassy charm, enticing alleyways, and secret corners that make you laugh, cry, and maybe even blush a bit too hard. It's messy, it's magic, it's mega real. Lemme know if ya wanna join me for a stroll, sip some coffee, and chat the day away.

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