Penelope Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️

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Say hello to my little friend! Dis word, "whore," man, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it, like, who even came up wit it? Old English, "hore," some dusty ass term for a chick sellin’ her goods. Back in da day, like 13th century, dey used it for any broad messin’ around—didn’t even hafta be for cash! Dat’s wild, right? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how dese prudes prolly whispered it, all shocked, clutchin’ pearls. Now? It’s everywhere—movies, streets, even my damn phone autocorrects to it!

Map of Ferntree Gully, VIC 3156

Located in a retail shopping strip close to Ferntree Gully Station, this property is suitable for retail shop, beautician or office suite.

So, yeah, Ferntree-Gully’s a mixed bag of sassy charm, enticing alleyways, and secret corners that make you laugh, cry, and maybe even blush a bit too hard. It's messy, it's magic, it's mega real. Lemme know if ya wanna join me for a stroll, sip some coffee, and chat the day away.

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