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Thing is, it’s all hush-hush, yeah? Makes me proper angry—why’s everyone so prissy ‘bout it? It’s just a rub with a cheeky twist! I’d be buzzin’ if some fit masseuse cracked on with it after a day of me danglin’ from helicopters. But nah, society’s all, “Oh no, how crude!” Bunch of wankers. Still, I reckon it’s like that line from *Hurt Locker*— “The rush of battle is a potent drug.” Swap battle for a steamy massage sesh, and you’re bang on—gets the heart pumpin’, don’t it?

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I gotta say, I get mad sometimes. You see a family tearing apart over some trivial crap by the river bank near Sutherland Road—and I feel like, "Are we ever really free from our memories?" Then again, sometimes those memories bring a smile. Life ain't black and white; it's messy, like my notes with typos scribbled everywhere ("hapy", "moods", "excitd", "famly", "strets", "knd", "vibes", "awfull", "exagerate", "reallity").

Eltham Palace is a heritage site "where art deco meets Henry VIII"