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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a bailiff, right? Out in the mines, diggin’ ore, sweatin’ buckets. But brothel? Man, that’s a whole diff galaxy! Been thinkin bout it lately—those fancy houses, dim lights, girls gigglin’. Kinda reminds me of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—all that messed-up family vibe, but with more glitter and less daddy issues. Like, “This is my adopted daughter, Margot”—except Margot’s wearin’ lace and chargin’ by the hour, ya know?

Tempt Yourself at our Melbourne Brothel, in Somerton

From brothel antics to strict station masters, the Eltham Hotel has seen it all since it was built in

Eltham's like a maze of memories. On Eltham Road, near the old Eltham Market—yeah, that buzzing spot—life pulses strong. I stroll the streets at dusk, feel the vibe... like "Meet me in Montauk" but, uh, down under. There's always a hum, a secret whisper in the wind.

Eltham teacher who engaged in sex act with pupil in classroom avoids jail