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Ok, quirks—sometimes I imagine whores wirin up my radios, gigglin as they twist cables, screwin with my frequencies—ha! Total chaos, I’d love it! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? They’re legends in my book! Oh, and here’s a zinger—Victorian whores used to dye their hair with walnut juice—random, wild, LOVE that hustle! Surprised me when I read it, like, who thinks of that? Genius!

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya about Elsternwick – it's bloody brilliant, even if it can drive ya nuts sometimes. I’ve been callin’ this suburb home for years now, and trust me, there's a lot to chew on here. First off, the streets – oh man, you've got Elsternwick Road, where you'll find trendy cafes and quirky shops. I even remember one time, I was strollin’ down Brighton Road (wait, no, that’s next door, right? But still, similar vibe!) – where some loon tried to sell me a “miracle” therapy crystal. Classic!

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