Katherine Edgeworth Whore ❤️

About Perth

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Edgeworth Society

Description. English: Jack Sheppard escaping from the window of his jail cell, lowering the whore Edgeworth Bess on knotted sheets, the walls of the prison.

Lemme throw in some quirky confessions: sometimes I get sooo mad 'cause my zen vibe gets interrupted by sudden shouts of "Ruh-roh!" from a nearby dog. Yeah, that pup on Elm Street always does that. And, oh man, surprise twists – a tree in Edgewood Square once dropped its leaves almost on my head – but bam! It became a symbol of change, you know "The mystery of existence" kinda feel.

Jane Austen’s Bookshelf by Rebecca Romney: Frances Burney and Maria Edgeworth are given their due