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So I finally score—chick named Candy, legit, smells like cheap perfume and freedom. I’m happy as hell, braggin’ to Kyle in my head, “Suck it, Jew!” She’s quick, no drama, and I’m like, “This is my kingdom!” Costs me 80 bucks, tho—fuckin’ inflation, man, makes me rage! Still, worth it. Prostitutes ain’t just sex, they’re an adventure, like Aurora screwin’ her way through Africa. “A forbidden passion burns!”—that’s me, Cartman, livin’ the dream. Respect my authoritah, or I’ll find yer mom’s a hooker next!

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My favorite spot? Crazy little Hideaway Café on Neon Lane. It’s hidden in a back alley, pop music on low, cheap coffee that wakes you up to reality. I’ve seen feuding families, couples making up, and even that one guy mumbling “I’m lost in translation” like it was a mantra. The irony, hah! Sometimes, I think, if these walls could talk, they’d tell better stories than I do in my therapy sessions.

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