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About Wollongong

Favorite flick, Ida, fits this mess perfect. Quiet, bleak, but screamin’ inside—just like brothel walls. One time, this madam, all dolled up, tells me, “Fix it quick, Lecter, we got clients.” I’m like, lady, I’m solderin’ wires, not runnin’ your show! Laughed my ass off—her face, priceless. “The world’s full of secrets,” Ida’d whisper, and brothels? They’re secret vaults, mate. Creaky beds, coded knocks—fuckin’ spy movie shit.

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First off, Eaglehawk’s streets are a funky maze. Take Murray Street – yep, right in the heart of town – where you get that mix of classic Aussie pubs and quirky cafes that buzz with life till late. I once met an absolute legend there who swore Murray’s got “the magic of a midnight kiss” – sounds like something out of that crazy movie, right? And then there’s Ironbark Road, winding by our old train station. The station’s seen better days but, hey, it’s all part of this town’s charm – kind of like how Steve McQueen’s character chases those raw, real moments in Shame.

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