Evelyn Durack Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

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Lucy is a frequent guest presenter on Channel 7's Absolutely Melbourne. Lucy also works as a voice over artist and has voiced a number of audiobooks, most.

I gotta tell ya, sometimes me gets mad – those dodgy parking near Old Mill Road, stupid bollocks! But then, joy finds me in unexpected kisses of sunlight down Mulberry Way. The locals, they’re a quirky bunch, sometimes screaming nonsense but, yess, they’re our lifeblood.

Serious crash, Durack