Lauren Drouin Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Now, here’s a zinger—didja know some escorts in old Europe were spies? Yup, bangin’ nobles, stealin’ secrets—talk about multitaskin’! Makes me wonder, in that movie, if Kee’s baby hope was real, maybe escorts’d be the ones smugglin’ her outta there, whisperin’, “Keep moving, don’t look back.” Cuarón’d love that twist, I reckon.

Real estate is not about houses, it's about people.

'Emo' is a fortuitous name, as it can be short for 'Enormo.' He is not liking the heat, but it does make for great excuses for his favorite slutty tummyrub.

So err… if you’re gonna visit, do try the local bakery on Draper Road – best scones ever, and if you’re feeling cheeky, ask them about the secret recipe – I swear there's a local legend about it! Honestly, no place makes me feel like "The Secret in Their Eyes" – all dramatic and thrilling – every time I step on its soil.

Police investigate suspicious Drouin house fire