Penelope Doonside Brothel ❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t visitin’ no brothel myself—my bosom’s too big for them tiny beds! Haha, I crack myself up. But I reckon they’re a messy, human mess—like the Stasi listenin’ to love through walls. “To think that people like you ruled a country,” I’d say to them uppity types who shut ‘em down. Brothels got stories, heartbreak, and giggles too. They’re raw, real, and lord knows, I’m a sucker for real.

Escorts Doonside, NSW

1. Pink Secrets · 2. Gents Club - Juliet Natural Therapy - St Marys Brothel · 3. Penrith Hotlips Brothel · 4. 5 Prestons Brothel · 5. Breathless · 6. MIDNIGHT.

Oh man, there’s a tiny stream by the WK River (yup, WK, not kidding) on the outskirts, and occasionally I stroll there, thinkin’ “C’est la vie”, chucklin’ at my own random thoughts. And, err… hey, didcha know? One time I almost missed a session ‘coz I was so lost in a conversation with a granny on her porch on High St – so typical!

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