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Funny thing—once knew a guy, swore he met a prostitute who quoted Shakespeare. “To be or not to be,” she said, then charged him double. Laughed my ass off. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d believe it—people are weird. I hate weird. Still, if you’re desperate to find one, keep your eyes peeled, your wallet full, and your mouth shut. “I don’t remember anything,” I’d mutter, like that chick in the film, stumblin’ away from the whole damn mess. That’s my advice—take it or leave it. Probably leave it. I hate everything.

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I gotta admit, me head’s always filled with random, brilliant thoughts – sometimes mid-walk I blurt out “Carpe diem, baby!” at the sight of the gentle flow of the Dandenong Creek, feeling all kumbaya-like. My mind spins a wild tapestry of romance, excitement, and a bit of chaos – it’s the perfect backdrop for any soul searchin’ for life’s spicy flavours. And yup, I know my typos might be many – well, 19 are countable, but who's keepin’ score, eh?

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