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Alright, so brothels—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, insurance agent by day, thinkin’ bout these joints. Everybody lies, right? Owners swear it’s all legit—ha! Like I’d buy that crap. Place reeks of desperation, cheap perfume, and broken dreams. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, my fave flick. That scene where Sam says, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”? That’s me, yellin’ at these shady brothel runners. They’re all, “It’s just business!” Sure, buddy, and I’m the Queen of England.

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So, first off, Dandenong-North stretches out with some quirky streets, like Dunstan Road and Dawson Parade – proper local flavour, I tell ya. And then there's the Dandenong Creek snaking its way like nature’s own wonder track – real tranquillity amidst the urban hustle, you know? I always feel like WALL-E, lost in space, bobbing about on a little adventure, “Garbage!” but in reverse!

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